I’ve got a lot of friends with gift registries right now: for babies, for weddings, etc.  Actually.  Those are the only two reasons I can think of.   the end result is that I’m getting a huge array of home goods paraded in front of me, and some of them are quite funny.  Usually I think their funny because they are so specific. Here’s on i saw today:

The All-in-one avocado tool

Now. I love avocado almost as much as I love air.  In fact,  you’ll notice it ranks well on my all time list of favorite things:

1. Air
2. Alligators/Hippos from Fantasia
3. Avocado
4. Playing the piano
5. Singing
6. NPR
7. Stationary
8. Funny Drag Queens
9. Surprise Endings
10. Bodybuilders

But do you really need an all-in-one avocado tool? maybe a knife and spoon would get the job done.