I’ve got a lot of friends with gift registries right now: for babies, for weddings, etc. Actually. Those are the only two reasons I can think of. the end result is that I’m getting a huge array of home goods paraded in front of me, and some of them are quite funny. Usually I think their funny because they are so specific. Here’s on i saw today:
The All-in-one avocado tool
Now. I love avocado almost as much as I love air. In fact, you’ll notice it ranks well on my all time list of favorite things:
- Air
- Alligators/Hippos from Fantasia
- Avocado
- Playing the piano
- Singing
- NPR
- Stationary
- Funny Drag Queens
- Surprise Endings
- Bodybuilders
But do you really need an all-in-one avocado tool? maybe a knife and spoon would get the job done.
Laughter Singing Sex 
I agree that this avocado tool might be unnecessary. (I actually have an avocado tool, not this avocado tool, but we NEVER use it because it’s a pain to clean.)
I noticed double-stick tape is missing from your list. What happened??
It just hasn’t been in my life recently.