Ok. So multiple people emailed me links to the new Armani underwear ads featuring Christiano Ronaldo. When I was growing up everyone I knew played soccer (it was the law in my hometown), but I haven’t watched it in the past 12 years. Apparently it’s been my loss.
Above is one of my favorite still shots, and here’s the video, “Housekeeping.” What else do I have to say? I have good friends looking out for me.