Ok.  So multiple people emailed me links to the new Armani underwear ads featuring Christiano Ronaldo.  When I was growing up everyone I knew played soccer  (it was the law in my hometown),  but I haven’t watched it in the past 12 years. Apparently it’s been my loss.

Above is one of my favorite still shots, and here’s the video, “Housekeeping.” What else do I have to say?  I have good friends looking out for me.